I recently posted about this on facebook... but its a topic of such humor and annoyance that I had to blog about it... just to get it ALL out ya know?
As quoted from FB:
Ok... enough.
Jon was eating pizza with Landon for dinner and Shawn was having (FOUR... yes, 4) waffles. Mean ol' Daddy decided to swipe a tiny morsel of Shawn's food. Oh boy... now let me make this clear to the surrounding three counties. Our child was not being tortured by a pack of werewolves at 4:30 this afternoon. His arms were still attached... and he was physically ok. Emotionally... that's another story. This one TINY dropping of waffle must have meant so much to our sensitive little lad that he just HAD to have a breakdown.
Now, where does this all lead. Well, after a few minutes of utter terror for the poor dear... and the repetitive phrase "Get it back, I want it back." I decided to ask Shawn... "Do you want Daddy to puke it back up?" Yea, that was a great idea! Shawn's face beamed from ear to ear. "Yes, Yes, Daddy puke it up!" So I had Shawn stare at the mean ol' food thief for a second while I swiped a bite of food from his plate. Jon's over there fake hwarfing... and I "caught" the object of importance in my hands. Go Mommy! Yes, I did indeed "Save the Day" with talk of puke.
The adventures of having kids... that's all I can say!
Pictures: Our family trip to the fair. We were so lucky not to get rained out!
"Yes, Landon has red hair. Yes, he's a boy. And NO we do not dye it! Seriously people... at the fair today it was like we brought a 5 headed alien made out of gumballs and dressed him as a child! For those of you who having outings with us... you'll know what I'm talking about (just picture it in the masses at the fair.)"
So honestly here, who would dye a babies hair? And who would think a child dressed in blues, greens, bibs, and OBVIOUS boy cloths is a girl. No, we're not cutting his hair yet. This is not a mommy decision. This is not a daddy decision. This is a parental decision that Jon and I BOTH agree on. We love his hair shaggy... we love the color... we love him. So please world, go ahead, if you need to admire we can take that, it is flattering. But stop asking if we color our poor child's head with Nice 'n Easy! Oh, and take a good look at his cloths, his face, his actions... he's all boy, trust me!Ok... enough.
Jon was eating pizza with Landon for dinner and Shawn was having (FOUR... yes, 4) waffles. Mean ol' Daddy decided to swipe a tiny morsel of Shawn's food. Oh boy... now let me make this clear to the surrounding three counties. Our child was not being tortured by a pack of werewolves at 4:30 this afternoon. His arms were still attached... and he was physically ok. Emotionally... that's another story. This one TINY dropping of waffle must have meant so much to our sensitive little lad that he just HAD to have a breakdown.
Now, where does this all lead. Well, after a few minutes of utter terror for the poor dear... and the repetitive phrase "Get it back, I want it back." I decided to ask Shawn... "Do you want Daddy to puke it back up?" Yea, that was a great idea! Shawn's face beamed from ear to ear. "Yes, Yes, Daddy puke it up!" So I had Shawn stare at the mean ol' food thief for a second while I swiped a bite of food from his plate. Jon's over there fake hwarfing... and I "caught" the object of importance in my hands. Go Mommy! Yes, I did indeed "Save the Day" with talk of puke.
The adventures of having kids... that's all I can say!
Pictures: Our family trip to the fair. We were so lucky not to get rained out!
Days old calf.
Family.
Animal Exploring.
Pony Rides!
Lunch!
Goat.
He's warming up to animals a bit. Sure doesn't take after his Mommy & Daddy with the shyness around the animal kingdom.
Walkin' with Mama.
Silliness.
Overhaulin'
Clowin' a round.
Country Boy.
Country Charmer.
Squeeze!!!
All the love in the world.
Wrestlin'
Down we go!
Bib Boys.
Its not always peaches and cream... Landon in the middle of a hissy fit.
4 comments:
Well...what can i say...It happens more and more....i hear people whisper things...and once in a while the bold one does ask. but i mean really? Who would color a CHILDS hair? Oh well... Yes i stole a bite of waffle, yes i'm sorry...
Anyway, fair was fun, love the pics...although, many were mine this time...as you can see by the poor composition...
Love A+F
jon
Oh my should remember not to take his food when we are there. What great pictures. Looks like you all had fun. We cant wait to see you all.
Maybe it's because I know Landon is a boy but he doesn't look like a girl one bit to me! And come on people- look at the clothes before you talk about the sexes! Ugh!! LoL
I'm glad you didn't get rained out at the fair- we on the other hand weren't so lucky LoL
Love the pics- Landon is so obviously 100% boy!!
hahaha he takes after his aunt! stay away from the food!!!
and i LOVE landon's hair/will be so sad if you cut it :(
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